Pick any verb


Three people are having very noisy sex on the other side of my bedroom wall.

I keep coming back in when it’s quiet again, only to find myself back in the living room when neighbor #2 resumes shouting how much she loves it when neighbor #1 [pick ANY verb]s her [pick ANY noun].

I can’t wait to get a condo/house.

:P

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