Meme: Lazy Blogger’s Post Generator


Courtesy of the Lazy Blogger’s Post Generator:

Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just had a terrible scare when I thought I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died… You would not believe the fairy dust I have to clean up. I’m a blogger so I will though!.

I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with my brahs, choosing my retirement village, just generally being a Darling to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day seems to involve the authorities from the second star on the right, straight on to reef break. I am putting money aside so I can run away. but this damned rock is heavy.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors won’t blog until the next time booze prices go up and I have to get sober for a while. Go with God, good friends. Until my paycheck dawneth..

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