bath time

Thoughts From The Bathtub


Okay.

So all I’m trying to say is:

Don’t let being in your 30s stop you from emptying the last of your shampoo bottle into the bathtub and spending the next ten minutes emptying and refilling the bottle with water until no more bubbles pour out.

Do let it stop you, though, from trying the water because it will be 1) hot, and 2) still taste faintly of almonds and shea butter.

If you taste it, I mean.

But you’re in your 30s so you wouldn’t do that.

Probably.